why do we procrastinate

procrastination is not really a bad thing. oh come on, admit it, no matter how many people say Procrastination is the Thief of Time, we will be like, haah en. betul tu. okay. azam aku hari ni/minggu ni/Sem ni/tahun ni/dalam kehidupan ini ialah procrastinate no moreeee. but what we do now?

oh yes. you are procrastinating by reading this entry.

okay fine. except budak KMS yang baru habis exam. and budak UNITEN. and budak UiTM. and budak Matriks. and argghhhhhhhh like i careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

now go on with the topic. what are the good things about procrastination? its not just making us feel good dapat melepak layan Twitter or cool dapat habiskan kerja last minute okay, it means so much more than that. if not, why everyone is doing it kan. okay lets say we have 2 or 3 weeks holiday for sem break.

1. super effective stress-release

kita kan baru habis final exam, baru start cuti kan. ingat senang ke nak jawab paper Math HL sume? you know our brain worked really hard. perasaan nak mengejar masa jawab paper 2 Econs ya Allahhhhh. lenguh tangan nak angkat tangan mintak kertas bukan main lagiiii. tu belum lagi jari jemari yang menahan pressure kertas dan pen dakwat tak cukup legap. so by procrastinating, we actually giving every part of our body a chance to rejuvenate themselves for a long-torturing workloads. it's like rewarding ourselves which is good. sebab tu tandanya kita menghargai diri sendiri.

2. sake of the family

KMB tu kan jauh. bukan boleh balik tiap tiap minggu. walaupun balik jugak, alah, dua hari je kat rumah. mana sempat Ibu Abah Nenek Along Angah Abanteh Abalang Anep Bibik Nenekma semua nak melepaskan rindu. jadi untuk kemaslahatan kehidupan berkeluarga, kita perlu mengorbankan masa untuk membuat assignment untuk meluangkan masa berkualiti di sisi keluarga tercinta agar perhubungan kekeluargaan itu terjalin utuh bagi mencapai misi Family First, Homework Last. mulia sangat hati orang yang sanggup membuat pengorbanan sebegitu rupa :')

sorry, tadi buat World Literature Malay Essay.

3. sake of the public: classmates, schoolmates, besties.

kalau buat kerja awal-awal, nanti cepat siapkan. no, its not a good thing. sebab nanti we tend to update our status in FB or tweet something like this

"ALHAMDULILLAH DAH SIAP EE. DAH BOLEH HANTAR FIRST DRAFT BUKAK SEM NANTI."

"YEAYYYY SELESAI PUN MATH PORTFOLIO. TERLEPAS PUN BEBANAN BESAR DI TENGKORAK KEPALA."

"DONE WITH WORLD LIT. OFF TO LONDON FOR A LIFETIME."

sekarang sila letakkan tempat anda di tempat orang yang sedang melakukan no 1 dan no 2 dengan kemuliaan hati yang tiada taranya. pastu bukak FB and Twitter baca statuses dan tweets tersebut. what do you feeeellllllllllll mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

you get what im saying? we're trying to jaga hati semua orang here. we don't want our friends to cry and worry and crack up and mental breakdown when they know we finish our works way faster than normal human does. that is so.. cruel. or in stronger word, sadis. again, this is a very selfless reason. we're trying to put ourselves in everyone's shoes to make this world a better place.

4. self-training

now lets move on to the last 3 or 2 days of holidays. a normal human being will probably jadi lipas kudung untuk menyiapkan apa yang mampu. okay now see it this way, kalau kita buat awal-awal, mesti kita buat slow and steady kan, but kalau buat akhir-akhir, we are actually pushing ourselves beyond boundaries.

wah. PiBi di situ.

i mean like, its good that we train ourselves to be effecient, multi-tasking, focus, determined, hard-working, tabah, yakin dengan diri sendiri and.. man, there is so much more to be written! you know what im saying? we can also make a good use of the pressure that school gonna start soon and all. nampak tak berapa banyak nilai murni kita dapat terapkan?

5. preparation for the next sem

bila kita start last minute, kan waktu dia dah dekat dekat dengan new semester kan. we are actually doing good to our brain because we give early preparation for it to start working again. its good you know. so bila new semester starts, kita takan ada culture shock gitu. you get me? you get me?

untuk menyimpulkan kesemua di atas, i hereby say, do not look at procrastination merely a negative thing. don't be bias. there's always something good in every bad one kan? (menunjukkan muka baik)

last but not least, here is a great quote,

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. ~Don Marquis

and this one, takkanlah dah bagitau benefit taknak bagitau cara pulak kan.

The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. ~Author Unknown

okay babai. nak sambung revise Maths sebab semua assignments dah siap.

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