bero-oh-da

Ibu : "Ya dah besar nanti kalau nak buat rumah nak buat kat mane?"

Sya berumur dua tahun: "Kat Laut Merah!"

Ibu : "Abalang pulak nak buat kat mane?"

Abalang berumur tiga tahun : "Aaaa..."

Sya yang masih berumur dua tahun : "Kat Laut Hitam lah! dia kan hitam!"

ini dia budak hitammmm

sape ada abang? kalau ada, tahniahhhh ye sebab tak ramai orang tau ada abang. espesyeli yang cantik dan anggun kat luar sane, if you have a big brother, consider yourself lucky because you know there's someone to send (to kill) if any guy nak menggatal! (beside your dad, of course) not saying that this guy, i mean, black guy up here is doing the same, but yeah, saya nak berlagak jap for having a big bro who does more than that.

-ada abang yang mesej hari Jumaat ajak tengok midnight movie malam tu tak? nape Jumaat? sebab hari tu balik weekend and you know home is a place to let go all the stress tensely accumulated in the whole 168 hours! tiba tiba ada orang ajak tengok movie, walaupun korang yang belanja, tapi tetap fuyohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

-ada abang yang jadi drebar sepenuh masa? dah la belajar Mechatronics kan, tapi nak pulak amek keje part time. omaiii. well, drebar sepenuh masa is defined as SEPENUH MASA. as in

"Abalang tunggu luar la. Ya nak beli Subway jap. jappp je."

*came back an hour later because Linnea has 70% off*

"okay dah. jom pegi Jusco pulak. (end year-sale)"

-ada tak abang yang masuk kete je, pokpek pokpek pokpek cakap pasal movie baru, lagu english yang DIA baru dengar *haha*, gosip terkini artis dan gosip jiran tetangga when all you do is

*looking straight down to your handphone, replying messages from si dia*

"so Ya nak bluetooth tak lagu tu? citer tu pun ada kat external Abalang."

"ha? lagu ape? cite ape?"

-ada tak abang yang nak teman shopping kat Jusco and rela hati follow ke sana ke mari kat bahagian ladies? ladies as in, yes, ladies :D

-i think this is the best part, abang yang dengan rela hati komen semua selendang dan baju korang dengan komen yang baik just sebab korang repeatedly cakap

"cantik tak Abalang? cantik tak? cakapla cantik? cantik kan? Ya rasa cantikkk sangat! betul cantik kan? Ya sukeeeeee sangat baju cantik! rasa caaaaaaaannntikk sangat. cepat lah tengok betul betul. cantik kan? cantik kan? cantik kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?!!"

ini baru sikit okay. so moral of the topic today is that, appreciate your abang. abalang ke balang ke belalang ke, he is your abang. and trust me, he loves you more than your boyfriend does. better, he loves you with true love.

wah. lemau di situ.

bulatan merah : birthday boy

eh lupa, Happy 20th Birthday Abalang Hasif Azami! :P